We're Revolting! is a wee little printwear company from Alberta (it's right above Montana), now reaching a global market through the miracle of CafePress. The visionary entrepreneurs/countercultural revolutionaries behind the venture/movement are Jacob and Moses, two young men so compelling they each deserve their own paragraph.

Jacob has a morbid fascination with politics. He's a founding member of the Alberta Separatist Party, and an aspiring dictator of the world. His interests include irony and satire, revolution, fame and fortune, philosophy, and Orlando Bloom. (Not necessarily in that order.) He has been called "a good artist" by his mom, and "somewhat funny" by a source that asked not to be named.

Moses, (while not leading the people of Israel to freedom) spends his free time fighting large men, utensils, the wrath of mother nature, Jacob's crush on Orlando Bloom, and society's pressure to comb his hair. His dream is to one day wrestle a bear. Despite all this, Moses is a thoughtful, introspective (and by introspective we mean obnoxious) individual who enjoys long walks on the beach (and by walks on the beach we mean "fishing").